
I am not above making a fast food
run in the middle of night. In fact, I’ve
been known to make quite a few midnight food runs convinced that I’m hungry and
too consumed with my word count to stop and “cook” anything.
My partner in crime and I just
got back from that food run. I just had
to have a BK Chicken Sandwich. It was
also more economical to get it with the fries and drink. Since it’s after midnight I don’t have to add
it to yesterday’s calorie count which would have taken me well over my daily
budget. It’ll be yogurt and NO granola
when I have my next meal.
At the order window my favorite
guy ordered a burger. Then he added this
and added that, convinced it all balanced out when he excluded the onion. In the middle of the night, being tired and
punch drunk, justifying our bad eating usually results in much laughter. As we scanned the order on the screen he
noted that he’d been charged some extra change for additional tomato and he
took issue with it at the pick-up window.
Him: Excuse me ma’am, but did you charge me an
extra 30 cents for that tomato?
Her: Yes, sir, it’s policy.
Him: But I’m not getting onion.
Her: I understand, sir, but that’s how the system
works.
Him: Oh, okay.
Well, do you charge me if I add extra pickle?
Her: No, sir.
Would you like extra pickle instead of the tomato?
Him: Just keep the tomato. I don’t want to be difficult.
Minutes later, the two late night
employees had disappeared from view and we still had not received our order.
Him: I wonder what’s taking so long?
Me: They’re probably back there licking that
tomato to thank you for not being difficult!
Moral of the story? I don’t need to be
making late night runs anywhere in the middle of the night.