Thursday, November 15, 2012

Hey, Mr. Spammer!

Just wanted to say hello and tell you how much I appreciate you stopping by my little home on the web.  The unrelentless jibberish you keep trying to leave me would warm the cuckolds of someone's heart if it had an opportunity.  But it doesn't.  At least not here. 
I don't have issues with my libido and don't require a penile implant, penile extender, or any other thing penis related.  I don't have a penis and the penises I'm acquainted with don't have any problems that I'm aware of.  Ultimately, I don't have any desire to help you advertise anything penis related.  You see, I run the penis brigade up in here.  Not you.  As well, I have no interest in links to knock-off shoes, pleather handbags, clothing made in China, or any of the other assorted items you've been leaving on my comment pages.  So you might want to knock it off with the knock offs!
Mr. Spammer, I'm thinking that at some point you and your employees who have nothing better to do with their time than to go from blog site to blog site trying to get attention might take notice that none, and I mean NONE, of your unlimited posts ever see the light of day on my blog site.  I have comment moderation for a reason.  But since it would seem that rocket science is necessary for you to understand that I'm not interested and my readers aren't interested, I figured I'd clue you in with some rocket science.
You really don't need to waste any more of your time, or mine.  As long as comment moderation is available, not one word of your drivel will ever see the light of day on any page I have control over.
As always, Mr. Spammer, it's been a pleasure.  Now you might want to consider getting a life.

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