Thursday, March 19, 2009

A SEDUCTION...


What do you wear to a seduction? A man I know had a very beautiful woman wearing little to nothing posed on his bed and he was focused on cleaning out his refrigerator. Days later she walked buck naked past him as he sat reclined in front of his big screen television set and once again, nothing.

Since lace and nudity weren’t working for his girl, she figured she would try something new. Girlfriend broke out a pair of well-worn sweats, a stained tee shirt and gym shoes, jumped right into his lap and winked and still, no reaction.

Thus, her question. What do you wear to a seduction to arouse just an inch of attention?

I suggested she think about shopping for a new man. But hey, what do I know!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

She definitely needs to shop for a new man or give him some Viagra (LOL)

Deborah Mello said...

(Nodding my head, just nodding my head!!!)

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